I can’t stop constantly narrating my own life. At that very moment, I feared I had divulged too much.
Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me
Happy Birthday, Kristen Wiig! Hairs to you. Oh, sorry, we meant “Here’s to you.” Here are the wigs to you.
The Shape of Ideas